Wednesday, December 14, 2011
ohheyitsallisblog: jormundgandr: errrrik: WHY THE FUCK IS THAT PIZZA IN THE WATER GET IT OUT YOU HIPSTER BITCH GET IT OUT RIGHT NOW PIZZA DOESN’T BELONG IN THERE WHY WOULD EVEN? I AM SO ANGRY JUST LOOKING AT THIS. YOU ARE PUTTING THE PIZZA IN DANGER OF GETTING WET AND THEN I CAN’T EAT IT. FUCK, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING? ARE THEY TRYING TO KILL THAT PIZZA JUST FOR THE SAKE OF A FUCKING HIPSTER PHOTO? DON’T THEY KNOW THAT PIZZA IS MORE VALUABLE THAT ANY PICTURE THAT CAN EVER BE TAKEN? WHAT IF I FUCKING PUSH YOU IN THE WATER AND THEN TAKE A FUCKING PICTURE? WHAT A FUCKING INCONSIDERATE ASSHOLE. I’M GOING TO THROW HIM IN THE OVEN, LET HIM SIT FOR 18 MINUTES, TAKE HIM OUT, PUT HIM ON A PLASTIC SAUCER & FUCKING PUSH HIM INTO THE OCEAN. I BET HE WON’T BE TUMBLING THEN. WTF THIS BITCH DUNNO HOW TO ACT, YOU DON’T TREAT PIZZA LIKE THAT. BITCHES ME MAD. JESUS HOLY CUNTBALLS CHRIST. PIZZA ISN’T MEAN TO FLOAT, YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT. THIS PIECE OF PIZZA COULD PROBABLY CURE CANCER, BUT THEN YOU GO AND BE A FUCK ABOUT IT AND PUT IT IN THE WATER. GOD DAMN SHITTITS. MY SHOES HAVE MORE COMMON SENSE AND THEY CAN’T EVEN BREATHE. FUCK. I CANT EVEN . YOU DUMB BITCH DON’T YOU DARE LET GO OF THAT PLATE. IF YOU DO THE PIZZA WILL GET WET AND I CAN’T EAT IT. THEN I WILL HAVE TO KILL YOU FOR WASTING A SLICE OF AMAZING PIZZA. KAYTHNXSBAI. WHO THE FUCK WOULD DO THAT TO A PERFECTLY GOOD PIZZA?!  ARE YOU NUTS?!  YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKING GIVEN IT TO ME INSTEAD OF PUSHING IT IN A POOL!  NOW IT WILL BE UNEATABLE!  JUST THINK OF THE STARVING KIDS IN AFRICA WHO DON’T GET FOOD!  AND YOU JUST WASTE A PIZZA LIKE THAT! AND LOOK AT THE COLOR OF THAT WATER. IT’S DAMN NEAR GREEN. WHY WOULD YOU SACRIFICE THE PIZZA’S LIFE JUST TO TAKE A PICTURE OF IT ABOVE SEWER WATER? CLEAN YOUR FUCKING POOL BEFORE YOU EVEN THINK TO PUT SUCH A NECESSITY OF LIFE NEAR THAT IRRITABLE LIQUID SUBSTANCE. HE BETTER BE SAVING THAT FUCKING DELICIOUS SLICE OF PERFECTION. IF NOT, MAY SATAN SUCK THE SOUL OUT OF HIS WORTHLESS BODY, AND FEED IT TO ALL THE CANNIBALS IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL. oh my gods “THIS PIECE OF PIZZA COULD PROBABLY CURE CANCER” lolwut This is fantastic 

ohheyitsallisblog:

jormundgandr:

errrrik:

WHY THE FUCK IS THAT PIZZA IN THE WATER GET IT OUT YOU HIPSTER BITCH GET IT OUT RIGHT NOW PIZZA DOESN’T BELONG IN THERE

WHY WOULD EVEN? I AM SO ANGRY JUST LOOKING AT THIS. YOU ARE PUTTING THE PIZZA IN DANGER OF GETTING WET AND THEN I CAN’T EAT IT. FUCK, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING? ARE THEY TRYING TO KILL THAT PIZZA JUST FOR THE SAKE OF A FUCKING HIPSTER PHOTO? DON’T THEY KNOW THAT PIZZA IS MORE VALUABLE THAT ANY PICTURE THAT CAN EVER BE TAKEN? WHAT IF I FUCKING PUSH YOU IN THE WATER AND THEN TAKE A FUCKING PICTURE?

WHAT A FUCKING INCONSIDERATE ASSHOLE. I’M GOING TO THROW HIM IN THE OVEN, LET HIM SIT FOR 18 MINUTES, TAKE HIM OUT, PUT HIM ON A PLASTIC SAUCER & FUCKING PUSH HIM INTO THE OCEAN. I BET HE WON’T BE TUMBLING THEN.

WTF THIS BITCH DUNNO HOW TO ACT, YOU DON’T TREAT PIZZA LIKE THAT. BITCHES ME MAD.

JESUS HOLY CUNTBALLS CHRIST. PIZZA ISN’T MEAN TO FLOAT, YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT. THIS PIECE OF PIZZA COULD PROBABLY CURE CANCER, BUT THEN YOU GO AND BE A FUCK ABOUT IT AND PUT IT IN THE WATER. GOD DAMN SHITTITS. MY SHOES HAVE MORE COMMON SENSE AND THEY CAN’T EVEN BREATHE. FUCK.

I CANT EVEN . YOU DUMB BITCH DON’T YOU DARE LET GO OF THAT PLATE. IF YOU DO THE PIZZA WILL GET WET AND I CAN’T EAT IT. THEN I WILL HAVE TO KILL YOU FOR WASTING A SLICE OF AMAZING PIZZA. KAYTHNXSBAI.

WHO THE FUCK WOULD DO THAT TO A PERFECTLY GOOD PIZZA?!  ARE YOU NUTS?!  YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKING GIVEN IT TO ME INSTEAD OF PUSHING IT IN A POOL!  NOW IT WILL BE UNEATABLE!  JUST THINK OF THE STARVING KIDS IN AFRICA WHO DON’T GET FOOD!  AND YOU JUST WASTE A PIZZA LIKE THAT!

AND LOOK AT THE COLOR OF THAT WATER. IT’S DAMN NEAR GREEN. WHY WOULD YOU SACRIFICE THE PIZZA’S LIFE JUST TO TAKE A PICTURE OF IT ABOVE SEWER WATER? CLEAN YOUR FUCKING POOL BEFORE YOU EVEN THINK TO PUT SUCH A NECESSITY OF LIFE NEAR THAT IRRITABLE LIQUID SUBSTANCE.

HE BETTER BE SAVING THAT FUCKING DELICIOUS SLICE OF PERFECTION. IF NOT, MAY SATAN SUCK THE SOUL OUT OF HIS WORTHLESS BODY, AND FEED IT TO ALL THE CANNIBALS IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL.

oh my gods

“THIS PIECE OF PIZZA COULD PROBABLY CURE CANCER” lolwut

This is fantastic 

(Source: greetingsfromhell)

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    This is fantastic
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    After living in captivity for years, Koko the pizza slice is finally set free.
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