In a world where a book that was originally Twilight fan-fiction can get a movie deal…

you do know that’s what 50 Shade of Grey is, right? Twilight fan-fiction. I’m not even speaking in the sense of  ”it’s like Twilight fan-fiction,” NO, it actually originated as Twilight fan fiction. Look it up. 

forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

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riotsiren:

Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans

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nix-hound:

Spyro the Dragon – Environments

Ode to Mother

My mom is pretty cool. I’m sorry for those of you who lack maternal figures, but I just need to take a moment to express my gratitude for her on the internet. She has supported all of my stupid ideas and goals with no questions. She has helped me through multiple anxiety attacks throughout high school and helped me manage my anger a lot better (i.e. that time I punched the dumpster at my high school job, I still have scars on my knuckles from it). Now that I’m of age, she’ll get me drunk when I’ve had rough nights or days and vent with me. She’s a great woman and I’m gonna work hard so I can put her in a nursing home where the beatings aren’t that frequent. Seriously though, I cannot thank this woman enough for helping me and continuing to help me. 

While I’m at it, Mike, yeah you, you’ve always been a great help as well. I may not always agree with your views 100% of the time, but I always take what you have to say into consideration and always value your input. 

I’m also 100% sober, so don’t think this is some sort of drunken “pouring my guts out,” type thing. 

Change one of the words in an anime title to “ass”

mainstreamphippster:

darthviolist:

jojenstarked:

kirschtein-ed:

aobasyellowanklesocks:

sexypastamodel:

mypokemonpride:

midnightxdreams:

suzuobaachan:

the-unknown-senpai:

whitehairkun:

coalgirls:

thisshitfunny:

wontongod:

Ghost in the ass

Cowboy Ass 

Ass

Ass Basket

Free!: Eternal Ass

Akuma no Ass

THE @SS

Black ASS 

High school ass club

DRAMAtical Ass

attack on ass

tokyo ass

Death Ass

Ass Eater

Squid Ass

Sarah Palin launches the Sarah Palin Channel

wentdog:

apoplecticskeptic:

msnbc:

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Her alternative to the “lamestream media,” the site will cost $9.95 a month or $99 for the year – in other words, steeper than a Netflix membership.

Fuck you again, John McCain.

teakettel:

Liz Lemon + Love, Sex & Relationships.

I’m proud to say in high school I told my communications teacher that I hoped I grew up to be Liz Lemon. He told me that was the most depressing thing he had ever heard me say.

WELL I DID IT AND I’M STILL PROUD.

(Source: feynificent)