Willie Cooley

Just declared my pornographic studies minor.

but my academic advisor said that “SCAD doesn’t have a pornographic studies minor.” I screamed “YOU don’t have a pornographic studies minor!” So I’m going to be conducting pornographic studies classes in my room until they recognize that this is real. If they don’t acknowledge all of my hard work, when I get my diploma, I’m writing in my pornographic studies minor on there in sharpie. I’m pretty sure minors don’t normally appear on diplomas, at least not here, but this one will!

Why doesn’t SCAD offer classes that specialize in pornographic filmmaking? I mean, it’s a legitimate style of film! It would be the easiest writing class ever, except for those who cannot write simple/cheesy dialogue. It’s also important to know the proper protective gear for the camera and cameraman. It’s also important to make sure a pornographic camera operator is aware of the risks of entering the “splash zones,” and what angles would make him, or her, more susceptible to any bodily mishaps caused by an action made by one of the actors. 

gabreiljames said: I almost have 20 followers

It’s okay Gabe, I’ve had this shit for about a year and a half? Maybe two? I dunno, it’s been a little while. Just tag your stuff with things like “boobs” or “porn” or “sex” or “camels.” People like those things. 

I Skipped a College Class for the First Time This Morning.

It was speech and we were just listening to other people’s speeches. I presented last week. I still feel weird about not going, as if my professor will judge me when i go in next class. Is that weird? Christ, I am such a goody two-shoes. At least I got up before 10 and wrapped up my color theory final when I was supposed to be in class. 

I have 99 followers

I know that 100 isn’t that much to a lot of people, but it is to me. About 4 of my followers probably read/look at the stuff I post or care what I have to say, but it would be cool to be in the triple digits. Just saying.